Need Help!

Hey all, need to ask a very big favor from you. I am in need of about 3000 dollars and am unable to get a loan. I was trying to apply for a student loan where I dont got to pay till 6 months out of school, but due to no job cause of full time school and either not good credit or no credit, I am in need of a cosigner, I am wondering if somone one here would step up and help me out to cosign, no need to be local at all, it is all done by internet, just need someone with a good score, not too many lines of credit, and make atleast 12000 a year. If you would like to help me out PM me and we can discuss it more there or via phone. Please help me out, I really need this. Thanks in advance for anyone who reads this and feels they want to help out.